I took my speeding ticket to the State Attorney's office and they cut me a deal. I would not have to pay the fine and I would do 8 hours of community service. Now I start getting nervous. What will they have me do? Read to old people? Clean old people? Pretend to be some old person's grandchild and go visit them while making up stories on how I just got into Harvard and I would not have made it if it weren't for all the inspiration that they gave me growing up?
So imagine my relief when I was told I would be helping around during Earth Day. Now, I hate hippies. I think they are lazy and smelly. And, I'm not a real "green" person, but I do care and enjoy the planet. Plus, I get to be outside on a spring day. How bad can it be?
If you are in S. MD during Earth Day, come by and visit! I'll be the one wearing the Exxon-Mobile I Heart George W. Bush shirt.
Showing posts with label Fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fun. Show all posts
Monday, March 26, 2007
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Snow Donkey
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Another Reason I Love Living in the USA
I just found out that one of my favorite bands is playing a couple of hours away from my house. The group is called The Toasters and they play a New York style Ska. Not only that, the tickets are only $12! In PR, I would have not had the opportunity to see them and certainly not at $12 a ticket. What a country.
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