Loving You is Easy Beacause You're Beautiful

This year's Ugliest Gog honor goes to a NJ dog (I think it is a dog). Behold Elwood, a 2-year-old Chinese Crested and Chihuahua mix:

Go Behind the Movie Curtain!

Quotation of the Day

"I lost my virginity all over again that day, in so many ways. I don’t think I will be having it done again.”

-Ben Affleck regarding a colonic

A Sighting

Today I saw a celebrity. Ok, it was just someone I've seen on tv. I was driving East on interstate 66 in Virginia when a very nice, black, polished Lexus caught up with me. I turn to see which bastard had the audacity to drive a nicer call than mine, and guess who I saw driving:



That's right, Gollum. No wait, it was James Carville of CNN Pinko fame. I flipped him off, but he didn't see me. I still felt better.

PWNED!!!

Normally I don't like to post trash like this, but I found this quite funny (and somewhat fitting).