Today I saw a celebrity. Ok, it was just someone I've seen on tv. I was driving East on interstate 66 in Virginia when a very nice, black, polished Lexus caught up with me. I turn to see which bastard had the audacity to drive a nicer call than mine, and guess who I saw driving:
That's right, Gollum. No wait, it was James Carville of CNN Pinko fame. I flipped him off, but he didn't see me. I still felt better.