Once upon a time, there was this joke known to comedians as The Aristocrats. Now Paul Provenza and Penn Jillette (from Penn & Teller fame) have filmed many, many comedians telling their version of the joke for a film they call: The Aristocrats.
Did I mention that this joke is probably one of the foulest things to ever exist on Mother Earth? The movie comes out this August in theaters. For a sneak peek at the film, here is Cartman from South Park giving his rendition of the joke.
WARNING: COMPLETELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK, KIDS, OR ANYBODY ELSE!