Take That, Gravity!

While on my late night searches of the internet (a dangerous endeavor), I came across a website. This website's mission is to collect pictures of dogs while upside down. The results are absolutely fantastic. Here is an example of their work and click on the picture to go to the site. It's worth it, but don't have any liquids in your mouth.
Cheeeeeeeese!

No Explanation Needed

And no text. Just click the link. Trust me.
http://batman69.ytmnd.com/

Why Do You Look So Stupid?

There's this site that works just as good as therapy, but 100% less costly! The site is Passive Aggressive Notes. The way it works is people take pictures of notes that exhibit those magnificent passive-aggressive sentiments. Here's an example:



For more evil goodness, go to the site above and enjoy. Now get your smelly face out of here.

Handy Monthly Guide for Men

I came accross this very handy guide for men when your girlfriend/wife/hired hooker is on that "time of the month".
So men, before you open your mouth to speak, here are a few items to help decide what to say:

DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here’s my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn’t over-do it today.
SAFEST: I’ve always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

I'm a Horrible Blogger

I haven't updated in almost a month. I have a perfectly acceptable excuse, though: I'm lazy.
But I've also been extremely busy with work. It's fun working for NASA, but it can definitely turn me into a workaholic. I've also been traveling a whole lot, I guess it comes with the job.
In any case, I have been updating my twitter more often (thanks, iPhone). I've also been working on a new blog and updating this blog. But again, lack of time has kept those two projects in the backburner.
In case you want to read my tweets, my twitter feed can be found here. I hope to be able to get back to blogging regularly soon.

Fame, Thy Name Be Antonio

There are a myriad of blogs that I read on a daily basis. Some are geeky (Lifehacker), some are informative (Newsvine), and some are plain silly (Dave Barry's Blog).
But one of the few blogs that gets a laugh out of me almost every time is Puntabulous. And today, after I almost caused a family fight, he linked to me. So, Craig, my thanks to you and everybody needs to go read his blog. Especially the posts about Natalie Portman, his wife.