Sunday, May 28, 2006

It's Astounding, Time is Fleeting...

Wow it has been forever since I've posted anything new. I'm really sorry for all three of you that read this blog (why, God, why).
A quick recap of my current life:
I was in Guatemala for a week for my cousin's wedding. While in Guatemala, I went ahead and smoked (legal stuff, people) and drink all I could. And now I'm paying for it. What makes weddings fun in Guatemala is that because of the separation of Church and State, there has to be two different ceremonies (one legal and one religious). All this meant for me is: two days of free drinks. And OMG did I drink. I took plenty of pictures so I'll let you guys know when I update my Flickr account (please someone sponsor me for a pro account).
Second, I am now single, once again (this one is for allll the ladies). So as I put myself back on the market, I must apologize in advance for my witty pickup lines (is your refrigerator running? It is? Wanna have sex?).
So that is my situation in a nutshell. I'll post more whenever I damn feel like it.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

yeah my fridge is running...away!!!
hahahaha (love u tone's)

Antonio said...

Oh you know you want it, Vanessa. Quit hiding behind your anonymous banner...

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm, wonder how long you'll be on the market?????

Your adoring sister.....