It has come to my attention that I have forgotten the most holiest of holidays! Not only is today Pi Day and Albert Einstein's birthday (Dan, too) but it is also the male version of Valentine's Day: Steak and BJ Day!
Finally, a day that all males can identify with. A day that males can actually remember. A day where we put our foot (and pants) down for something we believe in!
So go! Go and celebrate this day, men. We've earned it.