Sorry Attempts

Et tu, Antonio?

2009-01-01T19:34:00.003-06:00

Well, I have been neglecting this blog. So here's the thing: I;m going to continue to neglect this blog. I am an active poster on twitter and Facebook and have found that I have really no need for this blog.
But don't fret! I have decided to start a new project called Bad Photography 365 where I will be posting a new pic everyday.
So, to conclude, this blog will no longer be updated. Instead, you can find me at any of these places:

Bye and thanks for the mammaries!

Internet Phenom

2008-11-03T20:20:00.001-06:00

I'm Bo Yo - Watch more free videos

Bumbling Anchorwoman Messes Up. Again. And Again

2008-10-28T07:18:00.001-05:00

How does she still have a job?!?!?!?

Maybe I Am a Cat Person...

2008-10-25T11:48:00.001-05:00

Holy Maladroit!

2008-10-22T15:34:00.002-05:00

Well, now I get to tick off one more thing to do before I die: Tomorrow I see Weezer in concert.
Weezer has probably been a pretty consistent band in my life. I remember in high school, buying a Weezer shirt and getting some ridiculing because of it. They have never been "cool", but they have always been fun. Seeing them tomorrow will rock hard and I will be taking many pictures.

=W= Forever!

Take That, Gravity!

2008-10-19T00:27:00.003-05:00

While on my late night searches of the internet (a dangerous endeavor), I came across a website. This website's mission is to collect pictures of dogs while upside down. The results are absolutely fantastic. Here is an example of their work and click on the picture to go to the site. It's worth it, but don't have any liquids in your mouth.
Cheeeeeeeese!

I'm Next!

2008-10-13T16:24:00.001-05:00

Astronaut Suspects NASA Using Him To Test Space’s Effects On Fat People

No Explanation Needed

2008-09-18T21:55:00.001-05:00

And no text. Just click the link. Trust me.
http://batman69.ytmnd.com/

Ninja Cat!

2008-09-16T19:23:00.001-05:00

Gremlins Take Over your DVR

2008-08-30T22:37:00.001-05:00

He's Such a Mama's Goat

2008-08-24T17:37:00.001-05:00

Why Do You Look So Stupid?

2008-08-24T11:01:00.002-05:00

There's this site that works just as good as therapy, but 100% less costly! The site is Passive Aggressive Notes. The way it works is people take pictures of notes that exhibit those magnificent passive-aggressive sentiments. Here's an example:

For more evil goodness, go to the site above and enjoy. Now get your smelly face out of here.

Absolute Awesomeness!

2008-08-23T21:54:00.003-05:00

I came across this while surfing around the web. It is a video from a group that calls itself "University LipDub". It is done on one shot and is something to be seen!

University Lipdub (HS Furtwangen) from DASKAjA on Vimeo.

What If...

2008-08-22T11:24:00.000-05:00

Mega Man 3 theme song had lyrics?

I Sincerely Believe that the World Would be a Better Place...

2008-08-18T17:34:00.001-05:00

... if this was played before every movie in the theater.

No, I Wanted the Metric Cephalopod

2008-07-07T15:16:00.001-05:00

Read this on Fark today. Gave me a snicker:

when speaking of more than one octopus, multiply 8 by the number you are dealing with, e.g. hexidecipus = 2 octopus. If the number is not known, polypus is acceptable.

see also, mongoose, digeese, polygeese

/bow before my superior system

I bow, sir. I bow.

I'm in Debt. Yay!

2008-06-29T21:45:00.003-05:00

So I went ahead and messed up my beautiful credit score (it was quite nice) by.... *drum roll* purchasing a house!
It is a nice one story in the town for Friendswood, TX. I am still in the process of moving in, but I should be ready to entertain by August or September. Anyone want to visit?

I Have a Blog?

2008-06-17T11:07:00.002-05:00

I know, I have been a horrible blogger. This is due to a number of things:

I am VERY lazy
I have recently re-discovered twitter (http://www.twitter.com/antoniojvr)
I am VERY lazy

So I figured I should, at the very least, check in and keep all of you (all two of you) in the loop on what is going on in my life.

Life in Houston is going very nice. I am really loving it here.
I am going to Las Vegas on Sunday for a business trip. After 5pm, I am on my own. Dangerous.
I am buying a house! I close on the house on June 27th, and I will be posting pictures shortly afterwards.
I just saw Rancid in concert. for those who knew me during my punk days, Rancid was one of my favorite groups. Since August, I have seen NOFX, Bad Religion, Pennywise, and Rancid. Next month: Less Than Jake :)
The job is also going well. I just got promoted to Analyst IV. Very happy!
I bought a gun (almost a requirement here in Texas). It is a Walther P22 with a laser sight.

So, in general, all is well. I am updating multiple times a day at my twitter site (link above) so feel free to check up on me there or, if you have twitter, follow me.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

Blockbuster Video Truth

2008-06-14T11:49:00.001-05:00

Blockbuster Video Sign
Originally uploaded by mcritz007

This sounds about right...

Weezer's New Video

2008-05-28T15:42:00.001-05:00

With some special guest stars.

Anteaters Strike Back...

2008-05-14T10:12:00.002-05:00

Older But Goodie

2008-05-07T13:09:00.000-05:00

Get Games and Fun Videos at MyPartyPost.Com

Charlie the Unicorn II

2008-05-04T15:46:00.000-05:00

Previously On LOST...

2008-04-25T18:23:00.000-05:00

Can't Even Begin to Imagine How Much This Must Have Hurt

2008-04-20T01:35:00.001-05:00

Nothing Much, Just Inspiring

2008-04-16T17:46:00.002-05:00

Handy Monthly Guide for Men

2008-04-13T18:08:00.002-05:00

I came accross this very handy guide for men when your girlfriend/wife/hired hooker is on that "time of the month".
So men, before you open your mouth to speak, here are a few items to help decide what to say:

DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here’s my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn’t over-do it today.
SAFEST: I’ve always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

Star Wars: A Cardboard Hope

2008-03-17T02:14:00.001-05:00

Crank Up Them Speakers!

2008-03-14T11:43:00.000-05:00

Watch Out for Bears

2008-03-14T07:56:00.000-05:00

I'm a Horrible Blogger

2008-03-09T11:11:00.002-05:00

I haven't updated in almost a month. I have a perfectly acceptable excuse, though: I'm lazy.
But I've also been extremely busy with work. It's fun working for NASA, but it can definitely turn me into a workaholic. I've also been traveling a whole lot, I guess it comes with the job.
In any case, I have been updating my twitter more often (thanks, iPhone). I've also been working on a new blog and updating this blog. But again, lack of time has kept those two projects in the backburner.
In case you want to read my tweets, my twitter feed can be found here. I hope to be able to get back to blogging regularly soon.

Those Majestic Creatures

2008-02-12T00:06:00.000-06:00

Very Different Than I Remembered

2008-02-05T17:40:00.000-06:00

To Boldly "Go"...

2008-01-29T20:26:00.000-06:00

How I Feel

2008-01-25T00:13:00.000-06:00

No Clever Title...

2008-01-21T14:16:00.000-06:00

... Just go to this website, watch the trailer, then change your underwear. Repeat if necessary.

While I'm Away...

2008-01-13T05:16:00.001-06:00

Today I leave to California. I will not be blogging regularly (as if I
do anyways) but you can follow my progress on my twitter page at:

http://www.twitter.com/antoniojvr

Have a great week!

New Years Resolution 2008

2008-01-08T10:30:00.000-06:00

Last year, I made a few resolutions (1, 2, and 3). Out of the three, I was able to keep one. So this year, I decided to even out the odds and I'm only going to have ONE New Year's Resolution: Stop Biting My Nails.
I have been biting my nails since I was a little kid, and I imagine it will not be easy breaking a habit that is 25 years old. So I enlisted a little help. I purchased this nail polish on amazon.com* that pretty much tastes like arse.
Regardless on how gay I look when I put on this nail polish (not to mention the lipstick), it seems to work. I have not bitten my nails in a pretty long time. They are even starting to grow out! However, I am noticing a problem with the polish. While I no longer bite my nails, I also have to be careful about eating finger foods especially when I want to lick my fingers. It happens quite a bit and I always feel like an idiot for forgetting.
I hope to keep my resolution this year. So far so good, and I'm on my way to the glamorous world of having finger nails.

*A side note about amazon.com, a friend and husband of one of my coworkers just got a job there. Congratulations, Andy!

Till Frozen In Carbonite Do Us Part

2008-01-04T13:18:00.000-06:00

I have a coworker in PAX who is getting married soon. For her and all the soon to be newlyweds, here are some wedding ideas brought to you by the ~~virgins~~ geeks.

Sounds Innocent Enough...

2008-01-01T20:38:00.000-06:00

Happy New Year!

2007-12-31T16:11:00.000-06:00

Happy 2008 to all my readers!
Don't feel like typing much, so here is a funny bacon chart I found over at Mantrout.

Bite My Shiny Metal...

2007-12-27T10:53:00.000-06:00

Futurama is/was probably one of the funniest and clever cartoons out there. Unfortunately, just like everything great (Firefly, Arrested Development) it was canceled.
After the success of the series DVD sales, the show is back with four feature length episodes, the first one being Bender's Big Score. Here is a small list of what happens (no spoilers):
1) Bender catches a virus
2) Three aliens with big pouches (gross) take over the world
3) Time travel
4) Time travel
5) Bender kills people
6) Time travel

Hilarious, right? Well it is. Go out and buy it now. NOW!

P.S.: While looking around, I found this clip from the series about robot hell featuring Bender and the robot devil (best character ever). Enjoy!

Get Your Drugs Ready...

2007-12-25T00:14:00.000-06:00

Merry Christmas

2007-12-24T12:00:00.000-06:00

To all my readers and friends, Merry Christmas.

Love,
-The Management

From The DUH Department...

2007-12-07T23:17:00.000-06:00

Baltimore newspaper reported today that there are fewer Pearl Harbor survivors alive today that at any time since the attack.
I guess if that number starts going up, THEN we have a problem.

Rock It

2007-12-04T09:36:00.001-06:00

Wha????

2007-12-02T22:03:00.000-06:00

Hero Worship Strikes Again

2007-11-28T11:53:00.000-06:00

Holy Crap! Imagine how funny it would be if he got the clap. Then gave it to me. No, that's not funny anymore.

Me Thinks She Needs More Treatment...

2007-11-14T07:31:00.000-06:00

Heroes: The Next Generation

2007-11-13T00:36:00.001-06:00

So I finally found out how this season of Heroes will end. It has a twist that is worthy of M. Night. Shalamamamamamad or even Chubby Checker! (hehehe... chubby....).
Well, here it is:
Sylar not only turns out to be a bad guy (again), but... HE'S A VULCAN!

Actually, this is just a spy shot of actor Zachary Quinto as a young Spock in the next Star Trek movie aptly named 'Star Trek: No, Not The One With The Ewoks".

I want to give credit to the site that has these pics (YES! there are more). I don't know how long they will have them up, so strike while the Dilithium's hot.

The site: http://www.jfxonline.com/jfxonline/2007/11/12/exclusive-quinto-as-young-spock/

Update: So you say you want video of the set shot from about 40 miles away with no way to even distinguish if we are looking at humans or just well dressed apes? DONE!

Continuing My Hero Worship...

2007-11-01T19:48:00.000-05:00

Can you imagine how much poon this guy gets?

Why Can't We All Just Get Along?

2007-10-31T14:18:00.000-05:00

Click on the picture for a larger view.

Best. Play. Ever.

2007-10-28T19:36:00.001-05:00

My Hero

2007-10-24T18:03:00.000-05:00

Some men shy away from adversity. Run away from the finish line, never to be heard from again. And then there are those few who take matters into their hands and write their own history. Those men are heroes. This one is mine.

Darth Vader Feels The Force

2007-10-16T09:45:00.000-05:00

Goreacle Wins Peace Prize. Wait, what?

2007-10-12T15:15:00.000-05:00

So the Goreacle won the Peace prize. He is in good company with Carter and Arafat. In celebration, here are a few "inconvenient truths" that the British courts found in his "documentary":

The film claims that melting snows on Mount Kilimanjaro evidence global warming. The Government's expert was forced to concede that this is not correct.

The film suggests that evidence from ice cores proves that rising CO2 causes temperature increases over 650,000 years. The Court found that the film was misleading: over that period the rises in CO2 lagged behind the temperature rises by 800-2000 years.

The film uses emotive images of Hurricane Katrina and suggests that this has been caused by global warming. The Government's expert had to accept that it was "not possible" to attribute one-off events to global warming.

The film shows the drying up of Lake Chad and claims that this was caused by global warming. The Government's expert had to accept that this was not the case.

The film claims that a study showed that polar bears had drowned due to disappearing arctic ice. It turned out that Mr Gore had misread the study: in fact four polar bears drowned and this was because of a particularly violent storm.

The film threatens that global warming could stop the Gulf Stream throwing Europe into an ice age: the Claimant's evidence was that this was a scientific impossibility.

The film blames global warming for species losses including coral reef bleaching. The Government could not find any evidence to support this claim.

The film suggests that the Greenland ice covering could melt causing sea levels to rise dangerously. The evidence is that Greenland will not melt for millennia.

The film suggests that the Antarctic ice covering is melting, the evidence was that it is in fact increasing.

The film suggests that sea levels could rise by 7m causing the displacement of millions of people. In fact the evidence is that sea levels are expected to rise by about 40cm over the next hundred years and that there is no such threat of massive migration.

The film claims that rising sea levels has caused the evacuation of certain Pacific islands to New Zealand. The Government are unable to substantiate this and the Court observed that this appears to be a false claim.

The Perfect Woman

2007-10-11T21:49:00.000-05:00

Thinking About a Change in Careers?

2007-10-09T11:43:00.001-05:00

Path To Glory

2007-10-08T00:34:00.001-05:00

Short post today. Decided I should show you all the route I took driving from Maryland to Texas during my move. 1400 miles of drudgery.

Hot and Not

2007-10-03T13:57:00.001-05:00

So the weather here in Houston has been weird. It's hot as hell the
cools down to a cool 98 degrees. As peple say, it's not the heat but
the humidity. I'm sure that's the last thing I'll hear while they're
putting me in the ambulance.

Muchas Gracias Por Favor

2007-09-29T02:22:00.001-05:00

Pluto Be All Gansta and Stuff

2007-09-26T20:52:00.000-05:00

Apparently, some kid pushed Pluto, and Pluto decided to push back.

Test

2007-09-18T19:04:00.000-05:00

This is just a test of the mobile blogging service. If this was a
real post, it would be much less interesting.

A New Craze Sweeping the Nation

2007-09-03T10:47:00.001-05:00

FACEBALL!!!
Originally uploaded by Rev Dan Catt

FACEBALL!
In this simple but clever game, the objective is to hit your opponents face with a ball (no, not those you pervert). Whoever invented this game is, in my opinion, a genius and must be given the congressional medal. To learn more (including a great instructional video), simply turn to Faceball's official website.

Try Not To Cringe

2007-08-25T23:57:00.000-05:00

Gorram, this is painful.

It Was a Hard Task...

2007-08-23T01:30:00.000-05:00

... but this guy manages to out-gay the Village People.

Meeting the Locals

2007-08-12T21:09:00.000-05:00

Why do bugs always feel the need to visit me at my door? I went to through my trash away and I come back to hear a sever buzzing sound in my door way. And there is the biggest dragonfly I have ever seen. I know these things are harmless, but that didn't stop me from cowering like a little baby and praying for it to leave. So I managed to run into my apt, into safety. Then I felt like I should photograph the damn thing. So I grab my camera, RUN out to a safe distance (approximately 1.2 kilometers away), and prepare my camera. Here are some of the shots I took. Sorry for the quality, but I was using the telephoto lens and it is very humid outside.

Oh You Guys are Gonna Hate Me

2007-08-07T20:51:00.000-05:00

Try to get this tune out of your heads...

La Indentificacion Bourne

2007-08-04T15:44:00.000-05:00

If It Wasn't For Bad Luck...

2007-08-04T12:30:00.000-05:00

Disclaimer: I am in an extremely bad mood. This post will chronicle the million of things that went wrong regarding my move to Texas.

Ok. Where to begin...
My stuff, already in storage, was scheduled to be picked up by the movers on July 27. On July 29th, having never heard from them, I called and got the bogus excuse that we had always planned for the movers to show on July 29th. So, noticing that today was the 29th, I asked when where they going to show. I was then told that there was no drivers available and that I would have to wait till the 30th. So the 30th comes around and guess what... the movers never showed! I canceled my move and rented a Uhaul truck, packed all my things, attached my car to the trailer, and began to drive down to Texas. Stay away from Trans Global Van Lines.
So now about the Uhaul. Somewhere in Virginia I noticed the AC wasn't working. Great. But, dedicated as ever, I kept on going. I just wanted to get to Texas and forget everything.
Two days later, I arrive in Texas, only to find the apartment that I was promised was given to someone else in a weird mix up. So they placed my on a first floor room pretty close t the pool. Not bad, but not what I was expecting.
While moving stuff out of the Uhaul, both my flip flops broke. They were 3 weeks old. And as I write this, I am fuming because my TV just broke. Serenity now.

Overall, the move is a complete disaster. Almost everything that could have gone wrong, did. Here ends my rant, but my luck will probably continue...

Nice Shirt

2007-07-26T07:25:00.000-05:00

Here's a picture I came across yesterday. It is from the set of Indiana Jones 4:

Here's a closer look at the shirt George Lucas is wearing:

Get it?

Real Men Love the Fifth Element

2007-07-18T07:39:00.001-05:00

From the article:

In yet another installment of our "Real Men Love" movie series, we examine The Fifth Element, the sci-fi action-adventure that celebrates its tenth anniversary this year. What makes this film so memorable? So entertaining? So balls-out awesome? Read on to find out.

Bite Me!

2007-07-17T16:15:00.000-05:00

No, I do not mean to insult you. This is a post about my teeth (how clever, I know).
I first chipped my front tooth in 4th grade while chewing on a pencil eraser. Since then, I have gone back to the dentist periodically to get it filled in. Well, now that I have a job that pays me money (instead of Snapple caps), I decided to get a veneer done. So earlier this year, I did it at great expense (health insurance doesn't cover it because they consider veneers "cosmetic"). I went from this:

To this:

AMAZING!

Last week, while eating lunch with a co-worker, my veneer broke. I went to the dentist and they temporarilly cemented the veneer back in. Today I went in for the temporary fix, since the veneer broke and they have to start all over again. They drilled, prodded, pulled, and pushed until finally they got me to sit down in the chair. Just kidding, they pulled the tooth and put in the replacement. So now I have to wait till next Wednesday foor the full veneer. At least this one was free.

How Picturesque

2007-07-11T19:47:00.001-05:00

I forgot that I actually HAD something to say when I finished my last post. I bought a new camera.

It is a Canon Digital Rebel XT Digital SLR. IT is by far the coolest and most complicated camera I have ever bought (I'm a child of the point-and-shoots). The package deal came with three lenses: 55mm, 300mm zoom, and a wide-angle lens. I am hoping that this inspires me to become more serious about photography and maybe capture better images. I will be taking a Photoshop class when I get to Houston, so all of you will be witnesses to my wondrous (horrible) creations.

But for now, I have to do a few things first, like read the instruction book, look for photography tips, and find out how the hell I was able to take the above picture...

You Can't Even Make This Up

2007-07-11T19:32:00.000-05:00

Since I haven't updated in a while (thanks Cortney), I decided to do the easy thing and just post a news article I found. It is quite shocking (ouch).

The iPhone

2007-07-01T22:32:00.001-05:00

Fame, Thy Name Be Antonio

2007-06-28T07:49:00.001-05:00

There are a myriad of blogs that I read on a daily basis. Some are geeky (Lifehacker), some are informative (Newsvine), and some are plain silly (Dave Barry's Blog).
But one of the few blogs that gets a laugh out of me almost every time is Puntabulous. And today, after I almost caused a family fight, he linked to me. So, Craig, my thanks to you and everybody needs to go read his blog. Especially the posts about Natalie Portman, his wife.

The Big News

2007-06-27T07:47:00.000-05:00

Well, most of you may already know. The news is: I'm straight. Oh, and I'm also moving to Texas.
The move came about when my company won a contract with NASA down in Houston. The manager of that office is a close friend of mine and told me that they will be putting an ad out for employees who wish to transfer. I got all my paperwork ready, applied, and was accepted into the position.
I flew down to Houston for a week to look for apartments and to meet the customer. I couldn't be happier. Everybody down there was nice, the weather is nice and hot, and beer flows as if God himself was a bartender.
I will be driving down to Houston from Maryland, so those friends who live on the way (I'm looking at you, Dave and Dan) may get a quick visit. If I feel like it. And you buy me lunch. With happy ending.
I start my new job on August 1st.

Big News Coming Soon

2007-06-26T11:47:00.000-05:00

GEEK ALERT

2007-06-25T19:48:00.001-05:00

This is really cool. It's a wooden binary adding machine. For more information, visit the creator's website.

Loving You is Easy Beacause You're Beautiful

2007-06-23T16:46:00.000-05:00

This year's Ugliest Gog honor goes to a NJ dog (I think it is a dog). Behold Elwood, a 2-year-old Chinese Crested and Chihuahua mix:

Constant Reminder

2007-05-30T19:00:00.000-05:00

While moving some stuff to my car to take to storage, I found a local Marylander waiting outside my door.

I wish I had a camera to take a picture of my face. Just imagine eating a lemon while being whacked in the shin. Something like that.
and for some perspective, here is my slimy little friend with some bling I lent him.

Texas can't come soon enough...

Oh, Say, Can You... Line!

2007-05-15T19:38:00.000-05:00

Michael Bolton attempts the US National Anthem. Key word: Attempts.

Couldn't Believe My Eyes

2007-05-06T20:39:00.000-05:00

Google has this thing where when you search for an item, certain ads appear on the right side of the page. These ads are collected from a Google database to try to match to your search, in turn giving you relevant ads.
Of course, there matches aren't actively moderated, so some funny things may slip through. For example, Google the word "Braille" and look at the second sponsored link on the right.
It looks like Google has done something to change this, attached below in a screenshot of the search. Click on it for a larger picture and take a look at that second sponsored link.

Transformers Need Lovin' Too...

2007-04-17T12:14:00.000-05:00

The Royal League of Bunnies

2007-04-09T14:15:00.000-05:00

Rules can be found here. Any takers?

Go Behind the Movie Curtain!

2007-04-03T08:34:00.001-05:00

Show Me The Way to Go Home...

2007-03-29T20:56:00.000-05:00

Ever feel like going from Chicago to London? Let Google lead the way! Take special note to step 20.

Ticket News, Part 2

2007-03-26T09:41:00.000-05:00

I took my speeding ticket to the State Attorney's office and they cut me a deal. I would not have to pay the fine and I would do 8 hours of community service. Now I start getting nervous. What will they have me do? Read to old people? Clean old people? Pretend to be some old person's grandchild and go visit them while making up stories on how I just got into Harvard and I would not have made it if it weren't for all the inspiration that they gave me growing up?
So imagine my relief when I was told I would be helping around during Earth Day. Now, I hate hippies. I think they are lazy and smelly. And, I'm not a real "green" person, but I do care and enjoy the planet. Plus, I get to be outside on a spring day. How bad can it be?
If you are in S. MD during Earth Day, come by and visit! I'll be the one wearing the Exxon-Mobile I Heart George W. Bush shirt.

What a Beautiful Morning

2007-03-14T10:53:00.000-05:00

So I finally get to be early last night (thanks, CVS Sleeping Pills!) and I wake up refreshed and ready to face another day. So how do I celebrate? Well, by getting a speeding ticket! Hurrah!
So now I have to decide what to do: Pay the ticket and get a point on my licence, or stand in front of a judge to beg for his mercy. I do not have any points on my licence, so one will really not do me any harm. I do have to take into account that my insurance may go up. As for standing in front of a judge, I have been watching a lot of Boston Legal lately. I have no problem paying the ticket, but I do not want that point on my licence. The problem in asking the judge for leniency is that it could backfire, as seen below.

I'll keep you informed on my status.

Worst Weatherman in History

2007-03-13T02:44:00.000-05:00

You Know How I Know You're Gay?

2007-03-07T19:14:00.000-06:00

I wonder if it is a bad thing when the employees at Bath and Body Works start to recognize me...

One Down...

2007-03-03T11:15:00.000-06:00

Quotation of the Day

2007-02-28T07:45:00.000-06:00

"I lost my virginity all over again that day, in so many ways. I don’t think I will be having it done again.”

-Ben Affleck regarding a colonic

The Force is Strong With This One...

2007-02-27T17:04:00.000-06:00

I laughed my arse off at this, so I decided to share with all of you. All three of you :(

Battlestar Galactica IS Funny!

2007-02-23T08:12:00.000-06:00

Hot off the interweb: Battlestar Galactica Season 3 blooper reel!

Snow Donkey

2007-02-20T20:19:00.000-06:00

So last weekend I finally went snow skiing for the first time. After a few false starts (and face plants), I finally got the knack of it.
It was hella fun, even the falls. Click on the picture below to go to my other blog where my sister in law Monica posted more pictures and some comments.

Another Reason I Love Living in the USA

2007-02-07T09:02:00.000-06:00

I just found out that one of my favorite bands is playing a couple of hours away from my house. The group is called The Toasters and they play a New York style Ska. Not only that, the tickets are only $12! In PR, I would have not had the opportunity to see them and certainly not at $12 a ticket. What a country.

Another Season Comes to a Close

2007-02-04T21:01:00.000-06:00

That's 4 in a row for the AFC. Congrats to the Colts. As for the Bears: What happened? You started off so strong and *poof*. Zero. What's up with that? I'm asking you, Dave.
In the words of Homer Simpson, “You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.”

There's always next year.

Vista Released Today!

2007-01-29T13:21:00.000-06:00

In celebration of Microsoft's new operating system, here is a video of some of the "new" features available in Vista, which have been available for at least a year in a half in Apple's OSX. The voice-over is from a Microsoft conference, the video shows Apple's OSX.