<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9067274</id><updated>2009-10-13T07:46:02.805-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Sorry Attempts</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><author><name>Antonio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09065539341940282715</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>293</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9067274.post-7525999838700067913</id><published>2009-01-01T19:34:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2009-01-01T19:40:21.360-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='announcement'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='finish'/><title type='text'>Et tu, Antonio?</title><content type='html'>Well, I have been neglecting this blog.  So here's the thing: I;m going to continue to neglect this blog.  I am an active poster on twitter and Facebook and have found that I have really no need for this blog.&lt;br /&gt;But don't fret!  I have decided to start a new project called Bad Photography 365 where I will be posting a new pic everyday.&lt;br /&gt;So, to conclude, this blog will  no longer be updated.  Instead, you can find me at any of these places:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/antoniojvr"&gt;Twitter&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/antoniojvr#/profile.php?id=748110780&amp;amp;ref=name"&gt;Facebook&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://badphotography365.blogspot.com/"&gt;Bad Photography 365&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Bye and thanks for the mammaries!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9067274-7525999838700067913?l=sorryattempts.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/feeds/7525999838700067913/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9067274&amp;postID=7525999838700067913' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/7525999838700067913'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/7525999838700067913'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/2009/01/et-tu-antonio.html' title='Et tu, Antonio?'/><author><name>Antonio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09065539341940282715</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15583159141177639462'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9067274.post-7287884354945492949</id><published>2008-11-03T20:20:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2008-11-03T20:20:35.393-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Risque'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Internet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Internet Phenom</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="464" height="392"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NTIzMTk5"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://embed.break.com/NTIzMTk5" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess=always width="464" height="392"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size=1&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/index/im-bo-yo.html"&gt;I'm Bo Yo&lt;/a&gt; - Watch more &lt;a href="http://www.break.com/"&gt;free videos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9067274-7287884354945492949?l=sorryattempts.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/feeds/7287884354945492949/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9067274&amp;postID=7287884354945492949' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/7287884354945492949'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/7287884354945492949'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/2008/11/internet-phenom.html' title='Internet Phenom'/><author><name>Antonio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09065539341940282715</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15583159141177639462'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9067274.post-1865583472115207663</id><published>2008-10-28T07:18:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-28T07:18:50.800-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Bumbling Anchorwoman Messes Up. Again. And Again</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://youtube.com/v/UF3C8t8gorE' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/UF3C8t8gorE'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;How does she still have a job?!?!?!?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9067274-1865583472115207663?l=sorryattempts.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/feeds/1865583472115207663/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9067274&amp;postID=1865583472115207663' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/1865583472115207663'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/1865583472115207663'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/2008/10/bumbling-anchorwoman-messes-up-again.html' title='Bumbling Anchorwoman Messes Up. Again. And Again'/><author><name>Antonio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09065539341940282715</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15583159141177639462'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9067274.post-7696464041333196184</id><published>2008-10-25T11:48:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-25T11:48:00.894-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Maybe I Am a Cat Person...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://youtube.com/v/b3va5Mx5dQQ' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/b3va5Mx5dQQ'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9067274-7696464041333196184?l=sorryattempts.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/feeds/7696464041333196184/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9067274&amp;postID=7696464041333196184' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/7696464041333196184'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/7696464041333196184'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/2008/10/maybe-i-am-cat-person.html' title='Maybe I Am a Cat Person...'/><author><name>Antonio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09065539341940282715</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15583159141177639462'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9067274.post-6326255852163245792</id><published>2008-10-22T15:34:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-22T15:38:36.981-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Houston'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Concerts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Do Before I Die'/><title type='text'>Holy Maladroit!</title><content type='html'>Well, now I get to tick off one more thing to do before I die: Tomorrow I see Weezer in concert.  &lt;br /&gt;Weezer has probably been a pretty consistent band in my life.  I remember in high school, buying a Weezer shirt and getting some ridiculing because of it.  They have never been "cool", but they have always been fun.  Seeing them tomorrow will rock hard and I will be taking many pictures.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;=W= Forever!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9067274-6326255852163245792?l=sorryattempts.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/feeds/6326255852163245792/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9067274&amp;postID=6326255852163245792' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/6326255852163245792'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/6326255852163245792'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/2008/10/holy-maladroit.html' title='Holy Maladroit!'/><author><name>Antonio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09065539341940282715</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15583159141177639462'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9067274.post-5465775291843470824</id><published>2008-10-19T00:27:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-19T00:32:14.034-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Internet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Links'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Take That, Gravity!</title><content type='html'>While on my late night searches of the internet (a dangerous endeavor), I came across a website.  This website's mission is to collect pictures of dogs while upside down.  The results are absolutely fantastic.  Here is an example of their work and click on the picture to go to the site.  It's worth it, but don't have any liquids in your mouth.&lt;br /&gt;Cheeeeeeeese!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;a href="http://upsidedowndogs.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://data.tumblr.com/kkPbMV7aXf1ry8p9TGT9SD6Ro1_400.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9067274-5465775291843470824?l=sorryattempts.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/feeds/5465775291843470824/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9067274&amp;postID=5465775291843470824' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/5465775291843470824'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/5465775291843470824'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/2008/10/take-that-gravity.html' title='Take That, Gravity!'/><author><name>Antonio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09065539341940282715</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15583159141177639462'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9067274.post-7867528360751528726</id><published>2008-10-13T16:24:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-13T16:24:45.995-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Space'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>I'm Next!</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" allowScriptAccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/84526/video&amp;amp;debugging=true&amp;amp;autostart=false&amp;amp;image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/FAT_ASTRONAUT_article.jpg&amp;amp;bufferlength=3&amp;amp;embedded=true&amp;amp;title=Astronaut%20Suspects%20NASA%20Using%20Him%20To%20Test%20Space%E2%80%99s%20Effects%20On%20Fat%20People" height="355" width="400" &gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/84526?utm_source=embedded_video"&gt;Astronaut Suspects NASA Using Him To Test Space’s Effects On Fat People&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9067274-7867528360751528726?l=sorryattempts.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/feeds/7867528360751528726/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9067274&amp;postID=7867528360751528726' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/7867528360751528726'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/7867528360751528726'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/2008/10/im-next.html' title='I&apos;m Next!'/><author><name>Antonio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09065539341940282715</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15583159141177639462'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9067274.post-1432912082623248132</id><published>2008-09-18T21:55:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-09-18T21:57:47.374-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Risque'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Links'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>No Explanation Needed</title><content type='html'>And no text.  Just click the link.  Trust me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://batman69.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;http://batman69.ytmnd.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9067274-1432912082623248132?l=sorryattempts.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/feeds/1432912082623248132/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9067274&amp;postID=1432912082623248132' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/1432912082623248132'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/1432912082623248132'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/2008/09/no-explanation-needed.html' title='No Explanation Needed'/><author><name>Antonio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09065539341940282715</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15583159141177639462'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9067274.post-3893088413811988753</id><published>2008-09-16T19:23:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-09-16T19:23:55.859-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Ninja Cat!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://youtube.com/v/muLIPWjks_M' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/muLIPWjks_M'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9067274-3893088413811988753?l=sorryattempts.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/feeds/3893088413811988753/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9067274&amp;postID=3893088413811988753' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/3893088413811988753'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/3893088413811988753'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/2008/09/ninja-cat.html' title='Ninja Cat!'/><author><name>Antonio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09065539341940282715</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15583159141177639462'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9067274.post-6317374595754754876</id><published>2008-08-30T22:37:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-08-30T22:37:40.288-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Gremlins Take Over your DVR</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://youtube.com/v/REGCV6z3VkM' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/REGCV6z3VkM'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9067274-6317374595754754876?l=sorryattempts.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/feeds/6317374595754754876/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9067274&amp;postID=6317374595754754876' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/6317374595754754876'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/6317374595754754876'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/2008/08/gremlins-take-over-your-dvr.html' title='Gremlins Take Over your DVR'/><author><name>Antonio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09065539341940282715</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15583159141177639462'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9067274.post-573752553477542251</id><published>2008-08-24T17:37:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-08-24T17:37:55.448-05:00</updated><title type='text'>He's Such a Mama's Goat</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://youtube.com/v/K1uMOLPXfzo' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/K1uMOLPXfzo'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9067274-573752553477542251?l=sorryattempts.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/feeds/573752553477542251/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9067274&amp;postID=573752553477542251' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/573752553477542251'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/573752553477542251'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/2008/08/he-such-mama-goat.html' title='He&amp;#39;s Such a Mama&amp;#39;s Goat'/><author><name>Antonio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09065539341940282715</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15583159141177639462'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9067274.post-5780340869375866298</id><published>2008-08-24T11:01:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-08-24T11:07:59.567-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='evil'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Links'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Why Do You Look So Stupid?</title><content type='html'>There's this site that works just as good as therapy, but 100% less costly!  The site is &lt;a href="http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Passive Aggressive Notes&lt;/a&gt;.  The way it works is people take pictures of notes that exhibit those magnificent passive-aggressive sentiments.  Here's an example:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/passiveaggressive/911474278/" title="this is why your waitress is cranky by passiveaggressivenotes, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1182/911474278_012e86b5b3.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="this is why your waitress is cranky" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For more evil goodness, go to the site above and enjoy.  Now get your smelly face out of here.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9067274-5780340869375866298?l=sorryattempts.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/feeds/5780340869375866298/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9067274&amp;postID=5780340869375866298' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/5780340869375866298'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/5780340869375866298'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/2008/08/why-do-you-look-so-stupid.html' title='Why Do You Look So Stupid?'/><author><name>Antonio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09065539341940282715</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15583159141177639462'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9067274.post-1656198453087197317</id><published>2008-08-23T21:54:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-08-23T21:56:16.860-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Internet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cool'/><title type='text'>Absolute Awesomeness!</title><content type='html'>I came across this while surfing around the web.  It is a video from a group that calls itself "&lt;a href="http://universitylipdub.com/" target="_blank"&gt;University LipDub&lt;/a&gt;".  It is done on one shot and is something to be seen!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="400" height="321"&gt; &lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt; &lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt; &lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1287067&amp;amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=1&amp;amp;show_byline=1&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=&amp;amp;fullscreen=1" /&gt; &lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1287067&amp;amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=1&amp;amp;show_byline=1&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=&amp;amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="321"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.vimeo.com/1287067?pg=embed&amp;amp;sec=1287067"&gt;University Lipdub (HS Furtwangen)&lt;/a&gt; from &lt;a href="http://www.vimeo.com/daskaja?pg=embed&amp;amp;sec=1287067"&gt;DASKAjA&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com?pg=embed&amp;amp;sec=1287067"&gt;Vimeo&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9067274-1656198453087197317?l=sorryattempts.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/feeds/1656198453087197317/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9067274&amp;postID=1656198453087197317' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/1656198453087197317'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/1656198453087197317'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/2008/08/absolute-awesomeness.html' title='Absolute Awesomeness!'/><author><name>Antonio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09065539341940282715</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15583159141177639462'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9067274.post-4095294618475466064</id><published>2008-08-22T11:24:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-08-22T11:25:15.312-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Geek'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Youtube'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>What If...</title><content type='html'>Mega Man 3 theme song had lyrics?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dL30lU26egw&amp;color1=11645361&amp;color2=13619151&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dL30lU26egw&amp;color1=11645361&amp;color2=13619151&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9067274-4095294618475466064?l=sorryattempts.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/feeds/4095294618475466064/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9067274&amp;postID=4095294618475466064' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/4095294618475466064'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/4095294618475466064'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/2008/08/what-if.html' title='What If...'/><author><name>Antonio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09065539341940282715</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15583159141177639462'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9067274.post-3317648713675291990</id><published>2008-08-18T17:34:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-08-18T17:35:34.238-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Risque'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Strange'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>I Sincerely Believe that the World Would be a Better Place...</title><content type='html'>... if this was played before every movie in the theater.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;style&gt;div#main{overflow:visible;}&lt;/style&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: #d53000; text-align:center;vertical-align: middle;width:425px;z-index:500;overflow:visible"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.adultswim.com/video/index.html" style="display:block;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.adultswim.com/video/embeded_header.jpg" alt="" width="425" height="30" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.adultswim.com/video/vplayer/index.html"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.adultswim.com/video/vplayer/index.html"/&gt;&lt;param name="FlashVars" value="id=8a25c392145e74420114604d869b0022" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.adultswim.com/video/vplayer/index.html" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" FlashVars="id=8a25c392145e74420114604d869b0022" allowFullScreen="true" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9067274-3317648713675291990?l=sorryattempts.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/feeds/3317648713675291990/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9067274&amp;postID=3317648713675291990' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/3317648713675291990'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/3317648713675291990'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/2008/08/i-sincerely-believe-that-world-would-be.html' title='I Sincerely Believe that the World Would be a Better Place...'/><author><name>Antonio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09065539341940282715</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15583159141177639462'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9067274.post-2766037461717625627</id><published>2008-07-07T15:16:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-07-07T15:18:50.454-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Geek'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Internet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>No, I Wanted the Metric Cephalopod</title><content type='html'>Read this on Fark today.  Gave me a snicker:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;when speaking of more than one octopus, multiply 8 by the number you are dealing with, e.g. hexidecipus = 2 octopus. If the number is not known, polypus is acceptable.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;see also, mongoose, digeese, polygeese&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;/bow before my superior system&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I bow, sir.  I bow.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9067274-2766037461717625627?l=sorryattempts.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/feeds/2766037461717625627/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9067274&amp;postID=2766037461717625627' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/2766037461717625627'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/2766037461717625627'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/2008/07/no-i-wanted-metric-cephalopod.html' title='No, I Wanted the Metric Cephalopod'/><author><name>Antonio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09065539341940282715</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15583159141177639462'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9067274.post-1032100840709261658</id><published>2008-06-29T21:45:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-29T21:56:20.508-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Day-In-A-Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Texas'/><title type='text'>I'm in Debt.  Yay!</title><content type='html'>So I went ahead and messed up my beautiful credit score (it was quite nice) by.... *drum roll* purchasing a house!&lt;br /&gt;It is a nice one story in the town for Friendswood, TX.  I am still in the process of moving in, but I should be ready to entertain by August or September.  Anyone want to visit?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.zooomr.com/photos/8890@Z01" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.zooomr.com/images/5194756_a32a47d962.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9067274-1032100840709261658?l=sorryattempts.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/feeds/1032100840709261658/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9067274&amp;postID=1032100840709261658' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/1032100840709261658'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/1032100840709261658'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/2008/06/im-in-debt-yay.html' title='I&apos;m in Debt.  Yay!'/><author><name>Antonio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09065539341940282715</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15583159141177639462'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9067274.post-597169568290044285</id><published>2008-06-17T11:07:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-17T11:40:49.502-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Day-In-A-Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Concerts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Texas'/><title type='text'>I Have a Blog?</title><content type='html'>I know, I have been a horrible blogger.  This is due to a number of things:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;I am VERY lazy&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;I have recently re-discovered twitter (&lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/antoniojvr" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.twitter.com/antoniojvr&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;I am VERY lazy&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;So I figured I should, at the very least, check in and keep all of you (all two of you) in the loop on what is going on in my life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Life in Houston is going very nice.  I am really loving it here.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;I am going to Las Vegas on Sunday for a business trip.  After 5pm, I am on my own.  Dangerous.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;I am buying a house!  I close on the house on June 27th, and I will be posting pictures shortly afterwards.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;I just saw Rancid in concert.  for those who knew me during my punk days, Rancid was one of my favorite groups.  Since August, I have seen NOFX, Bad Religion, Pennywise, and Rancid.  Next month: Less Than Jake :)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;The job is also going well.  I just got promoted to Analyst IV.  Very happy!&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;I bought a gun (almost a requirement here in Texas).  It is a Walther P22 with a laser sight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;So, in general, all is well.  I am updating multiple times a day at my twitter site (link above) so feel free to check up on me there or, if you have twitter, follow me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9067274-597169568290044285?l=sorryattempts.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/feeds/597169568290044285/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9067274&amp;postID=597169568290044285' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/597169568290044285'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/597169568290044285'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/2008/06/i-have-blog.html' title='I Have a Blog?'/><author><name>Antonio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09065539341940282715</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15583159141177639462'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9067274.post-3416457778633194992</id><published>2008-06-14T11:49:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-14T11:49:11.259-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Blockbuster Video Truth</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mcritz/2572136907/" title="photo sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3026/2572136907_e568bf7345_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mcritz/2572136907/"&gt;Blockbuster Video Sign&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Originally uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/mcritz/"&gt;mcritz007&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;This sounds about right...&lt;br clear="all" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9067274-3416457778633194992?l=sorryattempts.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/feeds/3416457778633194992/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9067274&amp;postID=3416457778633194992' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/3416457778633194992'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/muP9eH2p2PI'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;With some special guest stars.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9067274-5046694310029407426?l=sorryattempts.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sorryattempts.blogspot.com/feeds/5046694310029407426/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9067274&amp;postID=5046694310029407426' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/5046694310029407426'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9067274/posts/default/5046694310029407426'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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